Shame on both of you -- you're certainly old enough to know better! That's it, no more going online without supervision. You can come down when you're willing to behave.
When Bob's computerized security system failed he improvised. Placing the heaviest electrical equipment on a high rickety platform held up by one thin beam, he plotted that if a burglar crept through the window at night, they'd trip, breaking the beam and the computers would fall smashing them into bits... It all backfired though when Bob locked himself out and had to climb through the window. T
I get that the owners are just too lazy to dispose of their own outdated technology... but they're proud enough of that fact to add it to the listing?
Maybe they want to show people that this house isHIGH... TECH...???
Well, it's an improvement over just leaving your old monitors by the side of the road, as they do around here.
I can't believe you didn't include the picture of the kitchen with the fogger still on the floor and the dead bugs surrounding it.
You're right, anonymous -- how could I have missed that? Up it goes.
You guys are missing it...it's an "office loft space" right? Office loft? Anyone?
Oh, wait, no. I just looked at the listing again. Could this be the "half story" they were talking about?
Hahaha! I dunno though... might make a decent vacation home once the bugs are cleared out, the kitchen floor is replaced, and the scary computer graveyard is disposed of.
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