Please don't fight
Oh, come on, chair. You know you and table were meant to be together. Whatever it was that happened -- can't you forgive and forget?
Saturday, August 2, 2008
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- FSBO and here they are
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- Sho I said, ish YOUR house, YOU get out
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- Doggy, paddle
- Helloooo down there
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- How the Master Control Program stays fresh and clean
- Babyfoot!
- But it's a _cheap_ Hellmouth
- (((THIS IS A DEVORCE SITUATION))
- I spell F-L-Y
- Back where you belong
- Maybe it's a fire breaking out
- It's all there
- Paste paste paste paste paste
- My life, as art
- Locks are for breaking
- I feel so good in my neighborhood
- Flush at your own risk
- Cabin fever
- Green light. Red light!
- The floor mats, they do nothing
- Down periscope
- How else could you see if the eggs are done?
- Just turn out the lights and leave the room
- Look away, it's hideous
- Come dancing
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- One way to get rid of bedbugs (zzzap!)
- Blessed are the homebuyers
- Hell no, we won't go!
- I believe I can fly
- There oughtn't to be clowns
- Oh, Chair, how could you?
- Staging my e-mail
- Good boys! Good possessed boys!
- Stock up on dairy creamer!
- I'll just get the kettle...
- Old friends (more on the Secret Life of Chairs)
- Not what I think of when I hear "Copacabana"
- Stoopid sinks.
- Pretty!
- For that Soviet ski chalet look
- Yet another fish story
- La-Z-Boy to the rescue!
- Your dream home!
- At least they're trying
- Have you ever looked at the wallpaper? I mean, rea...
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- Avert your eyes, children!
- Maybe you're not squinting hard enough
- The trouble with listings
- Maybe a Wii Fit would be more appropriate
- A doomed romance
- "4 Bedroom Rambler and 1 Bath - Needs some TLC"
- Wood paneling, with wood paneling accents
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- Want to buy a doublewide, pilgrim?
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- A circus tent of one's own
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- Build your own home
- "$53000 22 Hours 15 minutes Left On This Wholesale...
- For that homey "storage locker" feeling
- Who needs a bathroom fan?
- STAY SEATED.
- Looking for a house in Gotham City?
- More tentacles!
- What'cha lookin' at?
- There's been a terrible accident
- What? They're dead, so what's the problem?
- Where'd it go? How'd it get out? What was it?
- 3 BEDS, 2.5 BATHS, VIEW OF NUCLEAR PLANT
- WHEEEE ooooh kjjjjj BING BING BING BING
- Something fishy going on here
- Not just clogs and windmills
- Well, hi
- Another fish story
- No more chairs jumping on the bed!
- We're through the looking glass here, people
- Considering a career change? A new hobby?
- SOON I WILL RULE THE BASEMENT
- Telling, but not in a good way
- My kids would love a treehouse
- Take out the trash
- An alien invasion, I think
- Have fun selling the castle!
- Built to last
- Needed: Photoshop expert
- Just one or two things left to do
- Party central!
- HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION
- Not really the look we're doing this year
- ET phone stager
- Oh deer (sorry, sorry)
- Maybe it's just grainier in Nova Scotia.
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17 comments:
Ms. Chair is giving Mr. Patio Table the cold shoulder because she knows what the real estate agent should have known: Outdoor furniture does not go in the breakfast nook -- it just isn't done.
haha i like the imagination that you can develop out of a picture of a table and chair. Very interesting!
I found you through the "blogs of note", and I just wanted to say how fun your blog is! Nice!
Hilarious!
Chair: No, I do love you table but I just don't like it when you walk about with no clothes on.
Table: But I like the freedom of nudity!Come on - get naked with me.
I'm sorry, table, but our love was never meant to be. My father would never approve. You see, I could never be with a plastic table. I'm only allowed to date other upholstered furniture. ;_; I'll never forget youuuuu...*runs off crying*
OR...perhaps Mr. Table has just come clean to Ms. Chair about his sordid affair with Ms. Bright Green Countertop?
IT looks like the Curtains are glaring at Table. They look just like eyes!
Gold. Found you through the blogger homepage and i have been greatly amused the last ten minutes browsing your blog :)
your blog is hysterical! love it.
Haha, your blog is cool!
Chair is offended that Table doesn't like the '70s decor.
Lol. That's a good one.
"No, it's a great dress, Janice, I only meant that, with legs like yours, you should, well, show them off a little."
:) wow!! your imagination can make anyone smile.. for sure there lies a thinker with in you!!
Personally, I think it looks like they're running away together. And they almost made it....
Chair (to Table): So what are we going to do now? I'm the only one that can fit through the windows. How do you suggest we elope given this situation?
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