Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Fear the white plastic fury

Those of you who have been thinking there's too much Chair might want to see this listing Sarah found. This was a perfectly nice kitchen until Chair had a full-on temper tantrum and destroyed the place, then stormed off.

Do not mess with Chair.

Help me help me please Chair is threatening me

Hand me a flame thrower

Eeeeeek

19 comments:

Galadriel said...

Is....is that Chair...mangled?

Silliyak said...

If chair is outlawed, only outlaws will have chairs...and the terrorists will have won! I for one, do not want to live in a world where my only options are to stand or lay down. I won't stand for it!

Angel said...

LOL, Silliyak!

I love the antics of Chair!

Stuart said...

Sweet, mild-mannered chair. Just don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Kate said...

That Chair is totally badass -- it doesn't even have ARMS! It's like the Chair equivalent of a white tanktop.

Anonymous said...

Yikes, that's a lot of pictures to take of that particular listing. "You want walls? Yer spoiled I tell ya, there's no walls here. What? Yous want a kitchen? There ain't no kitchen here neither. Oh, all high and mighty you, you think you want floorboards? Yah, none of dem neither. Now hand over the 26 large."

The real estate market truly was imperiled when organized speculators from the East Coast road into a small Texas Town.

I need more coffee. You guys really need to take a look at:
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/12590-Post-Oak-Ln_Hearne_TX_77859_1104661907

this listing from the same page. Nice playroom for your tiny tots? What a charming...pool? Oh look, and rusty farm machinery?

This must be the property for people who don't want the expense of putting their children through college? Danger, danger!

ETA: Oh poo. The HTML for a URL cannot be accepted. Sorry guys, I tried to code it so that you wouldn't have to cut and paste.

newportjoey said...

Chair is ready to take on the laundry room next.

Val said...

What?! Too much chair? Never. I saw chair on the curb this morning, it's garbage day. Somebody is going to be VERY surprised when they get home from the office today and chair has wrecked the landscaping.

Anonymous said...

"Sweet, mild-mannered chair. Just don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry."

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I don't like him now.

Sara said...

I understand why you posted that anonymously, Anonymous.

GaryM said...

God is Everywhere.
Chair is Everywhere.
Chair is God....?

Anonymous said...

Sara,

You have a better eye than I do, is that chair deceased behind the "pool?" in picture 4 of Anonymous' post? I can't tell for sure , but I am a little angry they would put that picture up and a little sad about it!

Sara said...

Oh, no! Chair!

Angel said...

I saw that too, Anonymous. I think Chair is just sunning itself.

Silliyak said...

Could be an idea for a new movie, "Kung Fu Chair"...an unarmed chair seeking justice for those who dun him/her/it wrong!

Josh said...

To the first Anonymous:
My wife was the submitter for this one, and we were came across that listing as well while we were house-hunting earlier this year. It sounds like a great deal for a lot of land with a big house...until you see those pictures and read further into the description. If you look up that house (MLS #52104) on http://www.bcshomebuyer.com (the Search for Homes link on the left), the description says "Home is in need of repair and currently not in livable condition. Being sold AS IS." They even recommend building a new house and using that one for storage. Needless to say, we looked elsewhere. ;-)

scowl said...

To expand on what anonymous said, this listing is certainly a series of "before" pictures with no "after" pictures. Do you want carpet? No problem, there's a pile of it still in plastic wrappers. Do you want a kitchen? There's a wall with a pipe and some wires sticking out of an electrical box. Do you want a bathroom? There's a toilet flange surrounded by exposed joists. Very nice brick exterior however.

Stuart said...

Is it just me, or are there simply too many anonymouses (anonymii?) here anymore?

Join in, people! Be a part of it! Stand up and be counted! For those about to rock, we salute you!

Jill said...

Stuart-

It's me, formerly known as Anonymous #3!!! I lost my password, but it has been found:) Your right, all the "anon's" make replying a little tricky...