Monday, June 29, 2009

It'll just encourage him if you look, you know.


One thing I've learned as a parent is that unless there are flames or spurting blood involved, it's best to ignore behavior you don't want to see repeated. So let's all pretend we didn't see this listing Sarah found, shall we?

17 comments:

burhanistan said...

All that and no hot tub pictures, nor mention of rooms that are exceptionally shag-worthy?

Ash said...

I can't decide whether to burst out laughing or run screaming away. A combo of both is probably the appropriate response.

Alissa said...

Maybe they can't officially refer to these as "Apartments for Swingers" thus the groovy photo.

blake said...

sigh......This is the kind of stuff that people in design/marketing see each day and almost cry.

This is the first one in a couple weeks that i can't even make a thought/criticism/joke/etc. My head hurts, i'm going to lay down.

Angel said...

*With tears in her eyes, Angel swallows two tylenol and passes the bottle to blake*

Herding Grasshoppers said...

Did you notice, in the listing, that the apartment is in the suburb of Thirroul, just next to - no joke -
Austinmer.

Coincidence?

CJandErik said...

I would totally cram my family into a 2 bedroom apartment to be able to walk to the beach in Australia.

Decadent Housewife said...

My high school chemistry teacher. We were always a little suspicious of him too.

Jordan said...

Pink bathroom fixtures, baby!!

Anonymous said...

I used to live on this street when I was a kid...

Anonymous said...

The realtor is a lounge lizard.

"Hey baby, what's your sign? Mine is 'For Sale'."

bruce said...

blake said i'm going to lay down.

What an amazing effect some of these listings have on some regular readers! Being a mammal myself, I've never been able to make feathers of any kind come out of my arse.

Anonymous said...

Why does the kitchen look like the cabinets were ripped from a Barbie Dream Home?

jackie31337 said...

Anonymous said "Hey baby, what's your sign? Mine is 'For Sale'."

Thread over. Anonymous wins.

Patricia Linehan said...

Wow, Bruce I had to think way too hard about your grammar lesson. Good one, though.

The apartment they show is more dated than Austin Powers...

blake said...

@ bruce.
I don't think it's just limited to mammals either. I know of birds to lay eggs, but i've never seen them produce feathers from their butt.

MistyQ said...

what listing?