Saturday, June 6, 2009

VWL MVMNT


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20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Help! The walls are closing in! Obviously only skinny people who don't have can use this bathroom. And it looks like you'd have to shower in the sink.

Shira-chan said...

That's... scary. I think I'd be too nervous to be able to do anything in there.

Anonymous said...

Now we know where the "Thin Man" goes.

Angel said...

Vowels take up too much room when you live in a small space.

"Oh no, I have to use the bathroom! ... okay ...take a deeeeep breath..."

Gene said...

Better hope you don't need to have a 'vowel movement' :-)

Anonymous said...

If you look at the photo above it in the listing though, the toilet area looks more "normal" (one tile is almost the width of the door). This photo seems to have been stretched or something.

Chazya said...

the bathroom is bigger than the kitchen. but who needs normal sized bathroom when obviously the person who lives there wont eat anyway.

Anonymous said...

this photo reminds me of that underground chamber where that evil Austrian man had imprisoned his family for all those years.

Meg said...

Mini-kitchen? I've seen Holiday Inns better equipped. This blog has officially taken NYC off my list of places to live. Clearly I'll never find a decent place to live!

newportjoey said...

I'd never be able to back into the commode.....

selaura said...

That looks like a textbook example of when *not* to use your wide angle lens.

Gene said...

See boys and girls, this is why you don't want to bulk resize all your pictures, and if you, do want to be sure "preserve aspect ratio" or "constrain proportions" is checked. The image is 292x400 pixels, but if you resize it to 400x292, it looks more normal.

Still hecka narrow and creepy, but less so than the funhouse mirrors look it has going now.

Ruthykins said...

3PO, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

just had to get my geek on. that bathroom is seriously scary.

jackie31337 said...

All I can think is that the bathroom must have said something very very offensive to get disemvowelled like that.

Glory von Hathor said...

Studio apartment. Advert says 'pets: cats ok'. So, which corner of your bedroom/kitchen do you want the litter tray in? Choices, choices.

Alex said...

The toilet always looks like this when I'm running towards it after I've had too much to drink

Herding Grasshoppers said...

Uhhh, "mini-kitchen"? No sink?

New York is a strange place.

blake said...

Maybe it's custom built.
The owner could be 8 feet tall and 114 lbs

Chris said...

What nice is that when I gt up in the mddle of the night to go to bathroom I am usually very wobbly- and kind of bouce off the walls- this would save all my problems...except that I'd have to suck in my stomach and maybe remove a shoulder or two, otherwise pefect. There is a mobile home/trailer that an artist cut the center out of and re-welded together- its now literally 3 feet wide at the Bergamot Station galleries on Los Angeles.

Anonymous said...

Photoshop, children. Photoshop.