*Obligatory "Chariots of Fire" slow motion triumphant racing, giant chicken version*
A two bedroom house for a quarter million dollars - of course, they would HAVE to throw in the chicken.
Man, eff that. That used to be my theory too, now i'm trying to sublet my place because chickens make horrible housemates. Seriously. Imagine your worst roommate ever, multiply that by a thousand and it is still better than a chicken.That marathon chicken is pretty fast though. He is way ahead of the other runners. I wish that lazy chicken i live with would run marathons or do something constructive with his time.
I have always dreamed of owning a man in a chicken suit..and at the bargain price of $225,000. Sold!
What? Why? How is this in any way a selling feature for this house? Realtors never cease to perplex me.
The sad thing about this listing is - I looked at it and said "Hey I bet this is in Fair oaks" and it is! I work in Fair Oaks and the chicken festival is the biggest thing they do all year!
Maybe they're playing "Beat the cock?"
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