Sunday, June 7, 2009

That's not where garters go, silly

 
Danieka found this "4 bedroom 2 bathroom Double garage home." Me, I'm wondering how long until little Henley Brook has her own show on Disney.

19 comments:

Melissa ~ Wife to 1, Mom to 5 said...

Awwww, wish all these listings were that cute!! What a doll!!

Jeanine said...

That's the pointy-eared house elf who comes with the property.

Anonymous said...

"You will sleep like a baby" in this home. I know real estate agents reproduce. . . hasn't a single one of them ever been up at night with a newborn?

Chazya said...

I dunno, that living room is going to give me nightmares. whats with the old brown carpeting and bright blue decor?

Glory von Hathor said...

And they've got a pink driveway and roof, because it's a girl!

Those headband things vex me. Baby has no hair. Baby is going to get a weird imprint on it's tiny, sensitive head. Baby does not need an elastic loop so very close to its neck. Baby does not need jump off a fashion bridge just because Mischa Barton did.

That said, if they brought out a Karate Kid version, I'd probably be more generous.

Sabra said...

Aw. How precious.

(I hear ya on the garter thing, though. I endured plenty of "oh, what a fine boy you have!" with all three of my daughters rather than inflict that.)

Mitchellaneous said...

And to think that I felt bad about bragging about my son's grasp of the English language today.

I should have thrown a garter belt on his long haired head and called it marketing. I'm soooo stupid!!!

jackie31337 said...

Anonymous: that would explain a thing or two about this listing. At 2AM, I'm sure it seemed like a very good idea.

Anonymous said...

Does the baby come with the house? If yes, there won't be too much sleeping going on!

Herding Grasshoppers said...

That baby looks fussy - like she's sniffing at something.

Probably the elastic on her head.

you gotta wonder said...

In the last pic we see our friend "chair" - sent around the corner to keep an eye on L'il chair (yellow and so maybe not to be trusted). All of the nice furniture gets to stay together on the big chair patio.

JGF said...

This makes me ashamed to be an Aussie.. bet someone thought they were a genius with that opening line.

As you can see "feature walls" were big here a while back. This house would make any prospective buyer want to harm themselves. At first I thought the vendors had just chucked in cheap hire furniture, then I realised that it is actually someone's real furniture that they live with day to day.. maybe that's why they are selling up..

Anonymous said...

AT LEAST THIS PERSON OWNS A HOUSE

Anonymous said...

jgf homeswest want there home back

Anonymous said...

aaawwww how cute. I want one!!!!

Angel said...

I haven't been able to put my finger on it... but I'm disturbed by this one.

Johanna said...

I am also disturbed by this photograph. It reminds me of the photographs the Victorians used to take of their dead children, dressed up and posed in an eternal sleep. . . . (shiver).

Anonymous said...

This thread is getting sickos, who looks at a cute photo and sees dead kids. OMG people you need help. My daughter has an identical headband they are available for $6.95. THEY ARE NOT GARTERS. Also
people seem to forget that agents put the photos on the net. This baby probably has nothing to do with this house at all. The photo was probably googled.

Canaduck said...

Hey Johanna, "anon" might think you're a sicko, but I agree with you. It looks like a creepy dead baby. Sorry, folks.