Well dear, we're going to move and clean the house to sell Saturday. Should we take pictures Friday with all the furniture, or Sunday of an empty house?
Ok, we can compromise and do it Saturday while cleaning.
Oh, yeah, make sure you dont even pick up the cleaning products before you shoot. greatQ
I think it's the two-toned paneling that does it for me. The carpet's good, the crap on the stairs, yeah...but the paneling. Nothing like a little effort.
After seeing the living room rug that looks like amber waves of mold, I withdraw my previous objection in my previous post about not see the floor in the pictures.
Well, mockery aside, the listing indicates that this is a repossession. People were obviously forced to leave that house and were a short period of time to get their belongings out. It's a sad story that is happening all over the country.
Featuring shag carpet, baseboard electric heaters, wood paneling, popcorn ceilings, and my favorite mobile home construction technique: low-pitched roof rafters that double as ceiling joists so you don't have a wasteful attic for storage and insulation. Oh, a "Torch Down roof". Expect leaks within a couple years.
I wouldn't be worried about going down those stairs. I'd be worried about smashing my head into that sharp overhang going up them. I think the junk on the stairs to steer people away from it.
Oh my gosh, PrincessLuceval. don't use bulldozer! You see those odd "decorative" white poles in the middle of the living room? They're holding up the beam that's holding up the roof/ceiling. Snap one of those and the whole top of the house comes crashing down on you!
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Oh my god, I just laughed so hard I nearly snorted a peanut.
...and chair denies any involvement.
Is that a hot dog on the stairs where the agent tripped? LOL
I think the bird cage and quarterback from the previous post should be confiscated as possible evidence.
I like this house selling strategy
Well dear, we're going to move and clean the house to sell Saturday. Should we take pictures Friday with all the furniture, or Sunday of an empty house?
Ok, we can compromise and do it Saturday while cleaning.
Oh, yeah, make sure you dont even pick up the cleaning products before you shoot. greatQ
I think chair's friend hangar should be held as a suspect...
And Chair's alibi is...?
I think it's the two-toned paneling that does it for me. The carpet's good, the crap on the stairs, yeah...but the paneling. Nothing like a little effort.
After seeing the living room rug that looks like amber waves of mold, I withdraw my previous objection in my previous post about not see the floor in the pictures.
I like this house selling strategy
Well, mockery aside, the listing indicates that this is a repossession. People were obviously forced to leave that house and were a short period of time to get their belongings out. It's a sad story that is happening all over the country.
No joke this time, sorry.
When I first saw this I thought "Stairs? In a ranch?"
Then I quicly realized that they needed to get down to the 10th circle of hell somehow.
The wrought iron gives it all a particularly lovely touch as well as being an excellent conductor of heat.
That hot dog Anonymous sees on the first circle must be assumed to be an unbaptized hotdog.
Featuring shag carpet, baseboard electric heaters, wood paneling, popcorn ceilings, and my favorite mobile home construction technique: low-pitched roof rafters that double as ceiling joists so you don't have a wasteful attic for storage and insulation. Oh, a "Torch Down roof". Expect leaks within a couple years.
I wouldn't be worried about going down those stairs. I'd be worried about smashing my head into that sharp overhang going up them. I think the junk on the stairs to steer people away from it.
Hey! I've been looking for a house with vinyal siding!
Now all I need is a bulldozer for indoors.
Oh my gosh, PrincessLuceval. don't use bulldozer! You see those odd "decorative" white poles in the middle of the living room? They're holding up the beam that's holding up the roof/ceiling. Snap one of those and the whole top of the house comes crashing down on you!
Looking at the state of every other room, I'm surprised at how clean the bathroom looks.
Am I the only one who doesn`t get it ?
Where is the noose in the basement??
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