Thursday, May 21, 2009

Alley-oop!



"...spiritualists and religious communities tend to interpret metaphysical levitation as the supernatural action of the Holy Spirit, a God, a poltergeist, psychokinesis, or some other being or force within their own belief system." Realtors, on the other hand, know that levitation is an indication of Full Fished Basement W Ceramic Tiles And Brand New Bar.

(Found by Kalissa.)

15 comments:

Stuart said...

Thank God there's a bar, because I'd need to drink a lot what with Hovering Housezilla out there and all.

T said...

I'm shopping for a fished basement dollhouse - this is perfect!

Glory von Hathor said...

Wait - is that the chap from the attic of the Jenner Museum?

Angel said...

How exactly does one fish a basement? *thinking* Is it stocked? Trout or walleye?

Angel said...

And now that I think of it, I think Photoshop should only be sold to professionals. I would be shunned from the Graphic Designers Society for creating a levitating realtor.

Alissa said...

I want to buy this house just because of the crazy/scary leprechaun like realtor guy! I think he should have magic sparkles or something emanating from his fingers.

Tina said...

Does having that freaky statue outside the house hurt the resale value??

Chazya said...

not only is he a levitating giant, he also casts a reflection!

Anonymous said...

Not only does it have a fished basement but the pluming is updated!
Fishies and feathers...oh yea baby!

Ruthykins said...

i made the mistake of eating a brownie and drinking milk while reading your blog. after nearly choking to death i read all the funny comments. thank you for the daily laughs.

blake said...

I wonder why they felt it more important to show fuse boxes an pipes than the actual rooms. But there is a giant floating asshat, so i guess anything is possible.

Angel, YES. I 100% agree; if you have any petitions, i'll sign.

mudslicker said...

Is that the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

jackie31337 said...

This very well may be the funniest thing I've ever seen on this blog!

broken-moons said...

Haha, this one could do double duty on Photoshop Distasters. :D

Anonymous said...

Wait....aren't House-Fairies supposed to have wings?? And where is your wand?? When do I get my wish?? Okay, I wish for bait so that I can use the fully-fished basement!! What??...you don't get your wish-wand until you sell three more houses?? ZZZZZZtttt ZZZaaapppp to you, then!!