Alley-oop!
"...spiritualists and religious communities tend to interpret metaphysical levitation as the supernatural action of the Holy Spirit, a God, a poltergeist, psychokinesis, or some other being or force within their own belief system." Realtors, on the other hand, know that levitation is an indication of Full Fished Basement W Ceramic Tiles And Brand New Bar.
(Found by Kalissa.)
15 comments:
Thank God there's a bar, because I'd need to drink a lot what with Hovering Housezilla out there and all.
I'm shopping for a fished basement dollhouse - this is perfect!
Wait - is that the chap from the attic of the Jenner Museum?
How exactly does one fish a basement? *thinking* Is it stocked? Trout or walleye?
And now that I think of it, I think Photoshop should only be sold to professionals. I would be shunned from the Graphic Designers Society for creating a levitating realtor.
I want to buy this house just because of the crazy/scary leprechaun like realtor guy! I think he should have magic sparkles or something emanating from his fingers.
Does having that freaky statue outside the house hurt the resale value??
not only is he a levitating giant, he also casts a reflection!
Not only does it have a fished basement but the pluming is updated!
Fishies and feathers...oh yea baby!
i made the mistake of eating a brownie and drinking milk while reading your blog. after nearly choking to death i read all the funny comments. thank you for the daily laughs.
I wonder why they felt it more important to show fuse boxes an pipes than the actual rooms. But there is a giant floating asshat, so i guess anything is possible.
Angel, YES. I 100% agree; if you have any petitions, i'll sign.
Is that the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
This very well may be the funniest thing I've ever seen on this blog!
Haha, this one could do double duty on Photoshop Distasters. :D
Wait....aren't House-Fairies supposed to have wings?? And where is your wand?? When do I get my wish?? Okay, I wish for bait so that I can use the fully-fished basement!! What??...you don't get your wish-wand until you sell three more houses?? ZZZZZZtttt ZZZaaapppp to you, then!!
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