Sometimes I feel guilty that my kids are on the Doughy Cheeseball Diet. But then I see what other people are feeding their children, and suddenly I don't feel like such a negligent parent.
I love how this kitchen has all the modern conveniences- two microwaves, an iron and an easy access trash bag. Very nice!
Trust Clorox to keep your kids their whitest! Oh wait, um, never mind. And would somebody please PUT THE TOILET LID DOWN?!Thank you.
Oh man, that toilet looks like it's inhabited...
Why does the listing say there is only 1 bathroom but show pictures of 2 different bathrooms?
What's odd is that the listing says there is one bathroom, but there are clearly pictures of two different bathrooms.
Day-um! Flush that toilet and pour some of that Clorox in it. Ew...
Somebody take the bleach to the bathroom Stat!
Wood-like flooring! Do not disturb tenant! They have bleach, and they know how to use it.
I was wondering if the iron was somehow used with the food preparation and the bleach was used to clean the dishes afterward. However, thinking it through I am wondering if the fact that the bleach is on the table but there are no humans anywhere that maybe they had bleach for breakfast and are all "out of the picture" for good.
Even after everything your blog has taught me about how dumb vendors and realtors are in not making an effort to take a decent photo, flush their poos and not leave their rubbish in a big pile, I still find it hard to believe that the family who live here knew it was photo taking day. This is what I envision. Mum has phoned the realtor to check on progress.Mum: So when will you put up the listing?Realtor: Oh, don't worry Mrs Vendor, we did that last week. Our work experience boy Jimmy is only thirteen but good with computers and he uploaded your listing last week.Mum: But we haven't had any enquiries. Maybe because there's not photos yet.Realtor: No, Jimmy came round and took the photos last wednesday after you dropped off the keys.Mum: WEDNESDAY? YOU ALREADY CAME ROUND? But... but... there was rubbish everywere. I hadn't even... (horrible pause where she remembers the 'floater' she didn't have time to dispose of before rushing her kid off to daycare). Oh. My. God.Realtor: Is something wrong?My fantasy world is very generous. I must have some faith in humanity left after all...
Bleach is fine. I used it for all of my children (god bless their souls) to make their teeth white. I heard thats what Regis Philbin does.
I raised a houseful of men. I understand bleach on the kitchen table. What's scary are the meat hooks over the sink.
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