Uh... hi, guys. What's up?
Oh, hi, Chairs. Ruth told me she'd seen you guys waiting here. Yeah, I've been mentioning you a few times in my blog lately... we're cool, though, right? You know it's out of affection, right? This is a welcoming party, not a threatening gang, right? Because you're looking a little thuggish standing there all together...
please don't hurt me
17 comments:
LOL I'm loving this, espescially your little "please don't hurt me" :)
(BTW, we would never let them hurt you. Just post if you need backup.)
I'm starting to wonder if realtors are staging Chair and his buddies just so they get a spot on your blog!
Cue Bernstein...
"When you're a Chair, you're a Chair all the way.
From your first cigarette to your last dyin' day.
When you're a Chair let 'em do what they can.
You're got brothers around. You're a family man."
It's a stampede! Save the children!!
So, there are four pictures, and one of the other pictures is of that area from a slightly different angle but it is still clear that there are no chairs in it.
Face it, they're coming to get you.
When dealing with the Patio Crime Syndicate, you had to know you were taking your chances.
It's time to go to the mattresses, Sara. I'll go say a rosary for you, and conjure up Mario Puzo for ideas on how to deal with the famed Chair family.
It is a gang. They are extremely angry that the owner put their house on the market. DO NOT GO IN THIS LISTING! They have others, just like them, hiding, waiting to jump you. They will use force to intimidate. This is not our lovely, sweet chair that we know and love. These are a mean, violent South Dakota gang of chairs--affiliated with the motorcycle gangs that frequent Sturgis, ND to the north. And this is their hideout.
I love the Chair adventures. I love your blog, so funny!!!!
The chairs have already shown what they're capable of--that big tree in the front didn't come down by itself.....
OMG....Chairs with chainsaws...Oh, The HORROR!
Definitely Chairs out for a smoke.
And if they get too close, I'll sit on one for ya, that should hold 'em back!
At 11:49 PM, May 2nd, 2009 Chairnet becomes self-aware. Chairnet launches an assault against mankind. Their most effective weapon is the Chairminator, white resin over a metal endoskeleton.
Here they are posing for a photo op before donning leather covers and trying unsuccessfully to ride Harleys in an intimidating fashion.
Sturgis is in SD.
This is hysterical..looking a little thuggish.
THOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
Why the Chair's are simply there as a courtesy for the open house. Did you see that walkup from the street?!?!? Sit down, take a breather, have a few appetizers.. Bask in the Tao of Chair!
Altho, I gotta say, I'm lovin' Stuart's postulation. Ride on Chairs!! Your alabaster skins covered in black leather ridin' those Steel horses. Like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
I've got to quit matrixing like this...
So, a pride of lions, a flock of seagulls, a herd of bison...what is the term for a grouping of Chairs? I hope it can be like the term for a group of crows (hint, that sounds like "murder").
I just don't get it. I've been following your blog for around a year now (maybe more?) and from the beginning I just didn't understand how someone could pick such poor pictures and expect to sell their house.
I now am working in real estate with relocation, so I am actually in the field now. These people who have no sense? I deal with them now. I just don't get how they can function in society when they can't realize that a person in the shot picking their nose, chairs in the shot (which are hilarious), or a wall full of mildew are selling points.
I love the site! If you weren't blocked by my firewall at work, all of the Weichert HQ would have your URL by now!
More about the violent SD chair gang...Obviously, and I forgot to mention, they are ARMED and dangerous!
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