Monday, May 4, 2009

Preparedness plan



Heather found this under-the-weather listing. Get well soon! And please please please, aim for the bucket...

21 comments:

Decadent Housewife said...

Awwww. They even got flowers.

Lulu LaBonne said...

... or there's an inconvenient leak.

The bathroom in this listing is a trip and there's something really sweet going on with the living room curtains.

Anonymous said...

Love the bathroom with the outside door!
Looks like the whole house could be on the de-clutter show!
Kristen

Kim said...

How on earth did you choose just ONE photo?

mudslicker said...

Okay....the busy decorations amid stuff everywhere in this house are enough to send an epileptic into orbit. Forget about Chair's second cousin BPB (Blue Plastic Bucket).

However, the BEST, best, best parts are the pink playboy pillows and the room with the Kenny Arnoff drum set. When Generations CLASH!!!!

Party on Wayne....

burhanistan said...

Boy howdy is that a severely cluttered up house, but who cares when you have a hot tub in the basement?

jendajen said...

I like the little corner of paradise there in the basement. The "Florida" beach towel thumbtacked to the wall is a particularly nice touch, I think. The... big pole thingies? Gah, I really need more caffeine before I can brain...

Anyway; those pole thingies which appear to be weight bearing in the basement also appear to be made out of particle board. Or maybe they are just covered in decorative cardboard. One of them looks like it's crooked, maybe it's just the camera angle! I hope.

LOVE the pink playboy pillows.

Stuart said...

Lulu - "An Inconvenient Leak" would be a great title for Al Gore's upcoming documentary about incontinence.

Anonymous said...

Hint: Perhaps a different door is called for in that lavatory? Hmmm? A scenic pee is not a selling feature.

Something about that house makes it look like they're holed up for a twenty year winter.

Might be time for some new listing photos, now that the place has (hopefully) thawed. Seriously, sellers, take some pictures that don't make it look quite so much like "Anchorage - The Cold Frontier"

Anonymous said...

The bar is fully stocked, so what's the complaint?

Glory von Hathor said...

There's something quite oppressive about that giant telly.

If this was Nineteen Eighty-Four, you could easily fit two members of the thoughtpolice behind that telescreen.

absepa said...

They couldn't have turned the Playboy pillows around for the listing photos? Really?

dissimilitude said...

Not just an exterior door in the bathroom, an exterior door that: 1) is partially blocked by the toilet; and 2) has a WINDOW. I can't figure out the point of the picture of the drum set, either, unless it's going to come with the house.

Sara said...

How on earth did I miss that bathroom? That's it -- I'm tossing it up, too.

bikergeek said...

Dear Walrus: "WE HAS FOUND UR BUKKIT"

Loonytick said...

Are those built-in dressers? It looks like drawers sunk into the wall. That can't be...can it?

Tina said...

Just too much. My eyes can't take anymore!!

Anonymous said...

I bet you can read the papers on the refrigerator...! Clutter, clutter, clutter. How can anyone walk in there...gotta love the power tools on the dining room table. Did they know it was picture day?

eilbeback said...

Afghans AND ugly wallpaper! I'll definitely start the bidding! *barf* oh, sorry!

Jeanine said...

I love that the outside door in the bathroom opens OUTward. And of course, the toilet seats in both bathrooms are UP.

Anonymous said...

Wait...is this really listed at $250,000?!

The bucket, waterbed, and ruffly caboodle damned well better come with the house, then.