Thursday, May 28, 2009

You monsters!



I... I don't understand. What are these people doing to the Chairs? They'll squish them! Get off them, you fiends!


(Found by s.e.)

12 comments:

Mandy said...

Is there a photo of someone's feet in there? What's that all about?

Janelle said...

And a picture of...ummm...tree trunks?

I like the feet picture. They're just floating above the ground all freaky-like.

Anonymous said...

I have to say... I miss the "old" "It's Lovely..." blog. Maybe you could start a new one for the chair-related posts: modestychair.blogspot.com.

Anonymous said...

They advertise a fully fenced property, but by the photo, I think it will need rebuilt soon after you move in!!!

There are definitely some pictures that could be omitted from the listing (i.e. fence, feet, back deck party).

GaryM said...

First, the house is furnished, then it's not. Then there are people, then there aren't. If I were Chair, I'd be confused.

Anonymous said...

Obviously it's the annual chair picnic; they're having piggyback races!

knitorpurl said...

If you are going to be in your listing pics why wouldn't you make it look like the deck is a fun place to be together. The message here: anti-social people can hang out on the deck and avoid eye contact.

Unknown said...

Chair and friends seem to be having an inter-species orgy. Same position as the usual Chair-on-Chair (did Chair only get one page from the Kama Sutra?), but extra kinky in a group setting - especially being outdoors in broad daylight.

Anonymous said...

It never fails to amaze me how people feel the need to try and tell someone what they can and cannot write about in their own blog.
You're not a paying customer being shorted the non-chair entertainment you are due. This blog doesn't cost you a penny. If the chair posts bother you, don't read them, just read the non-chair ones. There are plenty of them.
Or, you could start your own blog and control every single word and picture that goes into it, and make it chair-free every day.

melanie malaviya said...

The Chair posts always make me laugh (out loud)...like no kidding :)

Anonymous said...

I think that house is haunted by people who bring their furnishings with them for each visit and then take it away when they go. It's really the only reasonable explanation for the now-you-see-it-now-you-don't furniture (including the Chair and family).

Oooh ... Perhaps this home is being haunted by the ghosts of home stagers and real estate agents past? Scary! (Could be why, as knitorpurl pointed out, they aren't exactly having a good time hanging out with one another.)

blake said...

"ooh, I'm a dirty chair. Yeah baby, sit on my face."

Too far??