Thursday, May 7, 2009

Time to get a bigger apartment


From cedric-from-belgium, it's It's Lovely's first (as far as I recall) Not Safe For Work listing! I've added a modesty Chair to the photo, but clicking on the listing link will reveal far, far more than one expects to be revealed in a real estate listing -- at least more than I expect, with my uptight American ways.

29 comments:

Elia said...

Ummm, the apartment has a nice view? Outside I mean!! Out Side!

Randi T. said...

Lovely paintings as well...

burhanistan said...

I usually disposed of my victims' bodies before I put a property on the market. Mais, vive La France!

Brooke said...

Well, I guess we know who modeled for the art work on the wall.

Stuart said...

"And if you order now, not only will you get three lovely handcrafted paintings of naked women, but we'll throw in a real semi-naked pregnant one ABSOLUTELY FREE. But wait, there's more ..."

Crazy Raven Productions said...

She doesn't look quite real..something about her skin screams "weird pregnancy-fetish RealDoll"

absepa said...

If we could translate the text from the listing, do you think it would say, "Half-naked, very-pregnant woman not included"?

Chazya said...

Realtor: "Hey, lets make the motif a little more realistic, hey, I know, lets pose you in a way you match these lovely pictures on this wall here, mmm thats nice..."

Patricia Linehan said...

Oh. my. god. That's all I have to say.

Jen said...

I love the modesty chair. I hope you get many more chances to use it.

Megan Lynae said...

Oh my. WHAT is going on there? Is the subsequent infant included in the cost of the home?

Charlene said...

I don't think that's a pregnant woman. I think that's a guy with a big pot belly and moobs.

In fact, I think I can spot chest hair.

rootabegarootabega said...

I like to think that this listing photo is saying that even a heavily pregnant woman in her underwear can relax in this apartment, no worries. I actually find that comforting. Mind you, my parents are from Europe, and to me, a pregnant woman, even in her skivvies, is not "OMG - nudity!!"

mudslicker said...

Apparently France has got some uptight American/French ways as well since they seem to have removed the link.

I haven't a clue as to what could have been the problem...

Ella said...

alas, the listing has been removed.

The Design Editor said...

Hélas! Cette annonce est désactivée! I have to say, however, that nothing has made me laugh harder all week than the Modesty Chair.

Brittney said...

Aww, they seem to have removed the listing.

Anonymous said...

Evidently the people listing the place got a tad freaked out by the rise in hits, or something.

That was...well that was strange, more than anything else.

Stuart said...

Oh sure, make fun of the French just a tiny little bit and they surrender.

Glory von Hathor said...

Chair Pasties!

THE BRICK HOUSE said...

when can i move in?

dissimilitude said...

Maybe it sold? I hope the new owners won't be disappointed when they learn the naked pregnant woman's not included.

Danielle said...

Google cache to the rescue.

Just google the listing web adress if you're that desperate to see the chair-less version.

Honestly, not much to see, I just wanted to read the listing, but my French is not up to par.

Müge said...

Unbelievable! :S

donkeyinawhitecoat said...

Thank god for modesty chair. I only wish Modesty Chair had been implemented in the "what a dump" listing photo.

SunnySnail said...

Oh man. Modesty Chair made my day. I love this blog so much.

Meg said...

Raaaaats. I can't find it. I think they might have taken it down.

Paula71 said...

Link did not work for me. But I can only imagine. I think it is a woman Frenchies don't shave.

Katt said...

Her breasts are holding up well, especially for as pregnant as she is!