Bored with retirement, George has taken up vandalizing houses as a hobby.
Turn on the a/c honey. No no, just take the door off and lean it against the window. Yep... just like that.
What is wrong the the realtors in CA? Even if it is a "fixer-upper" (dump) at least put a layer of paint over the graffiti. It's cheap and it makes it less obvious that you may be moving into gang territory.
George knows that activities such as tagging are vital to the happiness of a nucular family.
blake, I don't know, maybe by giving the gangbangers a sense of ownership it might slow down how quickly it gets trashed even more. Painting it over is going to be pretty futile.
Nothing says "welcome to your new home" like gang signs on your living room wall.And wow - check out the sales history. 417K for that house a few years ago... Um, yeah.
Is it a California law that all houses come equipped with chain-link fence?
"Laundry: HookUps only"What sort of a girl do you take me for?
You misread the sales history, Anon. It actually sold for 470k a few years back. A few years before that it sold for a little under 64k. That's so ludicrous I just don't even know what to say. The other thing is what a sad statement of affairs; there's nothing shocking or noteworthy about this listing. It's all too commonplace in California.
Now, now. How do we know that it was George W. Bush who vandalized that property? It looks like the work of Jimmy Carter, actually. After a long hard day of constructing affordable houses for Habitat for Humanity, Carter is known to hook up with his gangsta homies, knock back a few 40 ounces, and go out "tagging" vacant properties. He gets away with it because his Secret Service detail shoots witnesses.
I'm pretty sure that Lump did that graffiti. She had a hard life, you know, spending her 20s between the sheets and all.
Actually, I just figured it out. "POTUS" is not so much a reference to our leader so much as a directive to subsequent taggers to not tag this particular wall. In this case it is an acronym for "Paint On The Uther Side". Makes total sense.
POTUS? Oh, thank goodness. I thought it was Potsy.
Hey! That's the place they showed on COPS last week, perp busted over the fence and took off when they rolled up on his crack deal...grrreat neighborhood! Just check the demographics of the schools your kids will be sentenced to...!
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